i have a crazy PE teacher and an asshole for a fren

mi class had 7 ppl not wearing PE attire so the teacher said: one person 10 push-up. so mi class had to do 70 PUSH-UPS! and the seven bastards' punishment was running around 2 basketball courts which was DAMN BLOODY EASY! there was this asshole, which i mentioned in the title, he jus walked the entire run! so the stupid PE teacher said that if that asshole continued walking, we will have to continue staying in our push-up position! i was like WTF! we kept screaming at him to run so that we could rest he ignored us and even grinned! in the end, the rest without PE attire was allowed to rest but that asshole was given a task. he was told to run to the basketball pole, which was one and a half basketball court away in 20s and he failed! he was told to do it again but he gave up and walked. the PE teacher was mad like a bull and scolded him like hell! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! after we went back to class, we threw his pencil case into the bin and removed the battery from his com and hid it somewhere. we kept his charger too(i am talking bout his laptop). then, we gt a report from a class mate that he was still running. then after a while, another report came in saying that he was doin push-ups! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! in the end, he told our form teacher bout that "prank" and we gt scolded for being childish! SO RIDICULOUSLY ABSURD! but he too gt scolded for being irresponsible. WAT A BLOODY, IDIOTIC, MOTHERF******, BASTARD! AND HE FEELS NO REMORSE!

OMG! MAYBE IN DEEP TROUBLE SIA!

i studied damn well for mi chinese test today sia! but i let mi fren copy then i write big big on the paper "DONT EXACTLY THE SAME!" then the teacher said it's time to hand in the test. i was like WTF!!! then i quickly correction taped the big words! but i hope the teacher would'nt scratch the correction tape out of curiosity. i kena busted maybe will fail sia!
after her lesson, mi bio teacher walked in and said that there was bio test. i was like WHEN THE HELL DID YOU SAY THAT! then i rmb that she post on the internet tat there was a test.  I COMPLETELY FORGOT BOUT IT!  luckily the test was not difficult. it was onli bout respiration and photosynthesis.
HENG SIA!

I SUCK!

i have PE today! but it backfired when i tried to "show off" in a soccer game. i had 3 chances to shoot a ball from 3m away into the goalpost but i actually missed! I SUCK MAN!
but... soccer was nv my thing, so... hu cares man!

problems solved!

yes! she finally reply mi! this shows that she have forgiven mi! i tink so... i was like hey *** are you still angry at mi? she replied IDK. i tink this means that she has forgiven mi!
then i jus said a jk to make her laugh by saying: you noe u are incrediby hilarious?
then she replied thx?

stupid coach

MI DAMN BLOODY STUPID COACH SCOLDED MI FOR NTH! the list he gave mi said that training starts at 10am. i was there at 9.45am and he scolded mi for being late becos he started earlier! he start earlier then is mi fault?! go and die lar he. somemore threaten mi say one more time like that then he will demote mi from the sch team to the CCA group! i was like WTF! SIAO!

basketball interclass

i dun noe wat the hell my fren is tinking sia! he put someone who can onli shoot 3 pointers and the 3 pointer not always go in to be the shooting guard! i was like WTF! he nv put mi as shooting guard nvm but he nv put AQ as shooting guard then i complain sia! AQ the shooting skills can be compared to his but he put AQ as a small forward instead! that really pisses mi off.
i wanna be shooting guard! and i will prove it! mi skills have gone up a darn lot!

mi tuition teacher

walao! i tink mi tuition teacher siao wan lor! she talk talk talk then start laughing bout something funny(nooot). she so enthu bout nth lar. it is bad but at the same time good. this shows that she loves science a lot. but ppl hu dun noe how to see underneath the underneath will tink that she is NUTS! CRAZY! MAD! OFF HER ROCKERS!

huh?

i have gt no idea wat the hell she tinking sia! first she say she is damn freaking pissed off but she unblocked mi in msn! i am super confused and so is my feelings! i and happy and sad at the same time! i wonder how i lasted so long with this mixed feeling as a secondary student. am i abnormal?! normal ppl will probably die from such stress in their mind. WHY SO CRUEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  I AM JUST 13!
-sobs-

a funny mistake

when mi mom was giving mi 听写，the 成语：爱屋及乌, she say 爱屋及鸟！！！
hahahahahahahahahahahaha! i laugh until i role on the floor, tears coming out of mi eyes and mi throat pain oso! especially when you try pronuncing the 成语 and emphasise on the 鸟 its even funnier!

bowling training

ARGGGH! I WOKE UP AT 9.10AM AND WAS LATE FOR TRAINING!
after training, i wished i nv went for it...
the bloody coach keep picking on mi saying: you still act like a primary one...  when i actually did nth!
then when we were supposed to stand up after sitting on the floor to greet the teachers goodbye, he called mi a BLOODY USELESS... just becos i was slow! i dislocated mi leg sia! siao ar he!
i was like WTF! tat motherf****** bas***d!
i feel like quitting now sia!
IF ONLI I HAD ENTERRED THE BASKETBALL TEAM!!!
(no offense to coach michael and those who hv read it pls dun tell him)

deep trouble!

ARGHHH!!! MI RESULTS ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE!
FROM 1ST, DROP TO 2ND, THEN TO 5TH POSITION IN CLASS!
AND I TINK I COULD HAVE BEEN AT LEAST 4TH IF I DIDNT FAIL MI ART!
BECOS I FORGOT TO RITE MI NAME, THE TEACHER DIDNT RECORD MI SCORE AND I FAILED BY 7 POINTS! F***
therefore, i have decided to be a nerd(temporarily)


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