WHY?!

why i am so enthu about literature? i actually mugged for 1 whole hour for lit!!! for those hu dunno mi well, i am the kind of guy hu is a bloody slacker... ask mi whole class and they will say: "Qing Yuan is a bloody slacker!" well, hu cares!!! i still score well anyway. but why the fuck and i mugging?!?!?!?! those hu noe the answer pls contact mi at 9999 9999. anywaaaaaaaaaaaaysssss WATEV... i couldnt care less abt that freaking thing!
HAVING FUN IS MI MAIN PRIORITY IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is mi stomach being tortured?!

at first i was damn hungry so i bought a donut! yummy! but after i finished the donut, i was not full yet!!! so i wanted to buy mash potato and fries. but there was not enuff time as i had tuition. so i had to choose whether to eat fries or mash potato. i scared the mash potato hot so i bought the fries!!! 1 hr after mi tuition started, the bloody gay teacher and the class make mi laugh until mi stomach damn bloody pain sia!!! they jus kept talking rubbish!!! INCLUDING THE TEACHER!!! somemore it was damn bloody cold! so there i was freezing, laughing and grabbing mi stomach with pain... have u ever felt cold, happy and pain at the same time? then maybe u shd join MAVIS tuition centre!!! i am such a good advertiser...
-being lame-
so if u wanna advertise something, call mi at 9999 9999. terms and conditions apply...
-bo liao-
but hu cares anyway!!!

eh no fair!!!

wtf lar!!! mi teacher say the chinese test is onli on 成语 41-70... but one of then which came out was not inside the range!!! the ironic thing is that the no. for that 成语 is 40...